#1 - There has been a line out the door today - all day - to get some Starbucks. What the hell did they start selling - crack??
#2 - When I walked into the bathroom about 5 minutes ago someone was talking on their cell phone while sitting on the toilet. Um - eww. You are in a public bathroom and you are taking a dump and you are sharing that with both myself and the person you have on the phone. Neither parties are appreciative.
#3 - The ‘barista’ guy asking everyone what they wants is saying, “Is there something I could get for you today?” Not to be a total bitch but - yeah - that’s why they are in line! “What can I get for you today” or even their “Can I get something started for you” work - but asking if they are standing in line for no reason is kinda silly.
I really can’t wait until the day I no longer have to live out of a Starbucks.
FOR REAL.
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just about time for a break, huh, Justin?
“talking on their cell phone while sitting on the toilet”
David Sedaris wrote a story about this…. funny stuff.
Uh yeah - a break would be wonderful. I know XMas is knocking on the door but I can’t wait to eat some friggin turkey!
You know a lot of people talk about Sedaris but I’ve never read his stuff. I should check it out.
yes, we actually do sell crack at starbucks. seriously though, i work for starbucks, no news there i know, but one starbucks’ in the city (san francisco) manager offered me blow/coke/white lady, etc etc. i turned him down, but did accept a blueberry muffin (which is close enough to crack for me)
lol….I totally agree!!!! I see that stuff everyday!!