Today I joined a Facebook group: “Ban Opposite Sex Marriage.”

The ‘recent news’ section of the group is what got me:

Scientists may have discovered a link between oposite sex marriage and “pregnancy” a process akin to the one depicted in the movie alien in which a living organism incubates within a womans body for nine months and then forces its way out in an extremely painful ordeal known as live birth.

Yay for adoption!

And I will admit, I also joined the “I Want to Be On Ryan Reynolds” group. Why? um…

Right. Phew.